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I was tired from my long day, work was becoming a bore
Everyday was the same thing, it just seemed like a chore
So while I scrolled through Heylo, I clicked onto a link
And in the message I saw next, a post that did make me think
If you like van rides with strangers, gettin’ lost in the hills.
If you’re not into showers, but you are into kills.
If you like sleeping on the cold ground, when it’s covered in dew.
Then it’s Ragnar you’ve looked for, just sign up, we need you.
I didn’t think about my family, they can last for two days
Need to get to New Hampshire, I have new trails to blaze
So I wrote right to Jodi, sent to her a big yes
Not sure what I’m getting into, that is anyone’s guess
Yes I love running in headlamps, changing clothes in a van.
And I love porta potties, go whenever I can.
I’ve got to sign up with the Soles team
before I lose my own spot.
Choose my legs and my van mates, give this race all I’ve got.
So I packed up all my gear, fit it all in one bag.
Put my snacks in the cooler, and taped up our Soles swag
The start was such a steep hill, and I said “oh, what did I do?”
But I looked at my teammates, and I said, “I never knew”
That you liked van rides with strangers, and the dark roads at night
And the feel of a clean shirt, and vans with extra height
If you like sleeping in a grass field with no hotel in sight
Then it’s Ragnar you’ve looked for, just sign up, it’s alright.
If you like van rides with strangers, gettin’ lost in the hills.
If you’re not into showers, but you are into kills.
If you like laughing til your sides hurt, from a joke someone told
Then it’s Ragnar you’ve looked for,
Just sign up you’ll be sold.
Yes I like being at Ragnar,
in a Van of No Shame
I will sign up for next year, there’s a spot with my name.
I’ve got to get to Jodi right away, before it gets very late,
Sign me up here’s my money,
Start to train, I can’t wait
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This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
